I woke to
that twisty, smoky ache in my back and neck that only comes from
fitfully tossing in a sleeping bag on hard ground. My nose was
freezing and a campfire-ash-ridden grime filled the creases of
my weary eyes. The sun shone through the blue tent fabric from
an angle I thought altogether too high for the time indicated by
my watch.
After a
cardboard and syrup pancake breakfast (served, as always, by
Mister Dillington, who rose daily with the sun and lay down with
Apollo’s descent) and a splash of cold water to the face, we set
off on a spontaneously organized hike, leaving the scoutmaster
snoring in his tent (much to Dillington’s consternation).
Our group
trudged through dew-dappled grass, brushed stinging nettle and
tree bark until the city abraded out of us. We could hear the
highway traffic only a couple of miles away and knew that at any
moment we might wander into the backyard of one of the city’s
more affluent residents, but spurned these reminders, choosing
instead to immerse ourselves in the illusion of rurality. Here,
in the woods, we were invincible. Our walking sticks turned to
long swords, rifles, or laser blasters as any given game
demanded.
Mark Mueller
initiated the creation of the stickmen. We were odd on a
role-play that needed even teams. Mark, being, quite
truthfully, the runt of the bunch, was left alone after pairs
were chosen. But he had learned a certain shrewd but playful
resourcefulness by being caught like this in the past and had
come to the seemingly genius idea – for Mark was intelligent
beyond his years, a trait that further decreased his chances of
mainstream social acceptance – of simply creating a partner when
one was needed. He fashioned his crude team-mate from the
materials at hand: thickly-veined shag bark hickory arms and
legs vine-tied to a reed batch torso, atop which rested a
diseased box elder-bole head. Mark was careful in his
anthropomorphization – the end of each arm ended in thick,
curled fingers; legs ended in clubfoot boots; and the head was
creased into a shelf where the eyes would be, giving his comrade
a sort of Neanderthalensis heaviness.
Not all were
impressed with his creativity. Kevin Melikan, an abdominous
giant of a boy, one who most resembled Mark’s creation, sneered
in derision. “Have fun with you girlfriend!” he mocked. Mark’s
green eyes lit with fear beneath his disheveled black hair, but
Kevin turned his short attention span elsewhere, laughing and
whipping Ken Whitman (affectionately known as “Shitman”) with a
stinging nettle lash. After the pair’s screaming and laughter
disappeared into the brush, a few of us remained, staring at
Mark’s compatriot (adoration was safe now with Kevin gone).
Without a word we took our places in preparation for our game of
“Revolutionary War.”
No one’s
thoughts were on the game. We all gave the shell of a care, but
our minds were elsewhere – in a mad castle laboratory, creating
floral Frankensteins replete with muskets, epaulets, powder
horns, and Hessian brass mitres. Our ambitions embraced
armies. We led our thousands, our tens of thousands across
apocalyptic vistas laid waste by nuclear fallout and pathogen
bombs. Whole forests of Gog and Magog converged on the
battlefield, marching in goosestep to the distant rumble of
krupp guns and tank treads. We rode ahead of our bark-skinned
warriors on stiff-limbed, gnarled wooden steeds, on to the final
reckoning.
Then, when
we had settled back again into the flow of time, as all
child-minds must, we set to work. Trails were denuded of limbs,
the underbrush raided for material in a moil of gathering. We
were frantic to create, a whirling of twine knots and leaves,
shredding, discarding, combining until we were threatened with
weaving ourselves into the very landscape from which we birthed
our constructs.
Our attempts
were clumsy, but we were all able, by afternoon, to cobble
together the first of our mercenary armies. We resembled our
statues – hands and knees covered in dust, leaves and pine
needles tangled in our hair. We were one with the forest and
the forest was one with our stickman soldiers.
We had been
so focused on our own work that none had looked up to see
another’s efforts. My eyes rose to the woods to see wooden men
peeping from behind logs; sitting, weapons in hand, as if in a
foxhole, waiting for war; leaning up against trees smoking Lucky
Strikes like the soldiers we admired in those old war movies;
even laying in the mud, sleeping in trenches and dreaming of
home. We were justifiably pleased with our rough-hewn heroes.
But in the
time it took most of us to pick up the rudiments of stickman
design, Mark Mueller had taken his metier to a higher level.
Indeed, he was a prodigy, clearly the doyen of his craft. His
skill had increased exponentially, while we remained mired in
mediocrity, lost in rudiments. We knew we could not match his
genius when we saw what he had made.
There, at
the head of the main clearing, stood a throng of knee-high
worshipping acolytes whose fine features shamed the best or our
soldiers. Even the beauty of this congregation, however, could
not compare with that of the object of their adoration: A
xylemic Adonis, replete with flowing gold dandelion hair, hung
cruciform from a vast, ancient yew. Its hyper-athletic torso
hung between extended vine arms, anatomically perfect to the
smallest detailed veins of bark-twine. Delicate fingers inset
with smooth pebble finger nails curled around the palm-piercing
thorns from which the martyr hung. The lower half, likewise,
was stunningly realistic. No one dared look under the Adamic
maple leaf loin cloth to test the artistic integrity. The
tree-god looked down on us through softly shimmering pyrite eyes
that reflected a certain reverent sadness. A crown of stinging
nettle surmounted His brow.
We all
turned to Mark, who looked at the ground shyly, as if ashamed.
I could hear my heart beating in my ears. I thought I saw Ken
Whitman’s eyes water as we looked back and forth to the yew, to
Mark, to the yew again. The air suddenly felt warmer, the
sunlight a bit brighter.
Kevin
crashed through the brush, shattering the solemnity. He looked
at Mark, again in utter disgust. The larger boy spat in the
smaller’s face. Mark, in a move entirely uncharacteristic of
his meek demeanor, bum-rushed Kevin, who gut punched the runt,
then kneed him in the face, causing blood to spatter across the
pair.
Mark knelt
in agony as Kevin slowly walked over to the yew, crushing
worshippers as he went. He circled the tree, studying the
figure with growing anger. He snorted at the pinned-up god, a
tick rapidly twitching in one eye. Then, like a striking
rattlesnake, he uncoiled, thrusting his hands into the abdomen,
blood from his scratched fingers and palms mingling with the
insides of the deity, then pulling the idol down to the ground
where he ripped the head from the disemboweled body. Kevin’s
feral scream echoed through the forest as he held the head aloft
by its golden dandelion hair, then threw it into the forest. We
knew then that the game was over.
We shuffled
back to camp, Kevin in the lead, Mark stumbling up the rear with
assistance from a couple of the other boys. As we turned a
bend, Kevin stopped us, then, pointing to a spot off the trail,
he said, simply, “there’s mine,” and continued on ahead of us.
Back from
the trail, under a canopy of dead leaves, stood a gargantuan,
lutose, briar-infested golem, eight feet tall at the crown. It
was crude – intentionally so, it seemed – and possessed a sort
of glowering malevolence, as if the oversized bully had injected
it with his own spite. Its body and limbs were made of thick
logs, with a mail-coat tunic woven of thorny rose branches. The
head was constructed from a small tree stump, a blank saw-cut
face staring down without eyes, breathing decay without nose,
voicing stygian syllables without mouth. Its hair spiked back
from its featureless façade, a system of sharp pointed roots
tangled in a writhing gorgonic mass.
Kevin’s
“Hurry up!” broke us from the tree-demon’s paralyzing non-gaze.
*
* *
A few weeks
after camp was over, my father and I returned for a hike through
the forest. The trail was well-worn, but difficult due to a
scattering of limbs and detritus from tornado that had touched
down in the woods only a few days before. I looked for signs of
our stickmen, but the soldiers were not at their posts. They
had, it appeared, been cast about by the whirlwind, their
constituent parts flung abroad. I looked in vain for the
yew-god and his followers, but the clearing had been erased of
evidence, as if we had never been in that place.
* *
*
I return to
those woods frequently, always looking for a remnant, just a
piece, of Marks apotheotic being, of Kevin’s troll, of anything
to substantiate our creations. I hope against logic that
something has survived decomposition, that, perhaps, entropy has
missed an oaken musket or a birch skin marching boot. Only the
yew tree remains, stripped of its sacrosanct decoration. I
suspect that tree will be around long after my childhood friends
and I have become one with the earth, beneath the roots. Yet
still I search.